Flower arrangements, Kathy Klein
|PCC:||Just made eye contact with and walked 2 feet away from [boy with PG-13 rated history who apparently only knows me on the weekends] and he completely ignored me. I hate men.|
|CAR:||What??!? You're friends with him. That's odd.|
|PCC:||He rarely talks to me without a drink in his hand.|
|CAR:||Frat boys have no social skills.|
|PCC:||(All the murdery emojis)|
Mine! For just $7 from the Antique Mall.
I swear, by the time I complete and reveal my gallery wall, it’ll be time to move.
Laura Sunglasses, Sunday Somewhere
Men’s Scotch Plaid Flannel Shirt in Royal Stewart, L.L.Bean
A lifetime supply of Mo’s Dark Bars with Hickory smoked uncured bacon, Vosges Haut-Chocolat
18k Gold-Plated Silver Carrie Name Necklace, MyNameNecklace
Henrik iPhone 5 case, DANNIJO
7 days/6 nights in the Presidential Suite, The Ritz-Carlton St. Thomas
A higher credit limit, Bank of America
"You’re spinning on a merry-go-round at no cost. It’s whirling around a star that has hitched a ride on a galaxy moving so fast in the universe you can’t even feel it. So listen to Auntie Eeee, doll. Whatever went wrong yesterday? You’ve already moved on.”
One Friday afternoon in late November, I snooped to the point of no return and the prospect of taking a solid, able-bodied cleansing breath became a life skill for which I was suddenly unequipped.
Once I managed to unglue my eyes from the horror unfolding before me, I instructed my legs- detached from my brain at this point- to calmly walk to the bathroom at the end of my floor. Several minutes later, still sitting in the stall, unable to cry, the automated lights in the bathroom turned off because it had been too long since I’d moved. Invisible and caught in the pitch-dark with my pants around my ankles. I think I laughed.
Nearly 2 months later to the day, the same feeling crept into my psyche. Same calm walk, same bathroom, same stall, same story with the lights.
This time I did not laugh. I just begged for it to end.
— Penelope Wilton as Isobel Crawley
My friends are beyond. They got me balloons and Taco Bell for my 24th trip around the sun. <3 <3 <3
The morning after: 1/18/2014
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